“dad where did u get that mug”
“my worlds greatest dad mug? long story”
*dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*
(Source: deadtyrant, via vroseka)
there’s so many different gifs of dancing aliens, this is truly an exciting time to be alive
(via ewnastygrosseggs)
*sees date is june 19*
“oh god”
“it’s time”
*burst open window*
“WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?”
“MINE IS BEING CREATIVE.”
LET’S AGREE TO NEVER BE CREATIVE AGAIN
(via ewnastygrosseggs)
crowdsourcing: I convince the audience that lasting happines can only be achieved by ceasing to exist; they douse themselves in lighter fluid and set themselves ablaze
ive been laughing for like 50 years at this
she did it boys
she found it
(Source: jaehyomo, via only-ronnie)
